Every zombie has it's day,
who know it stay away.
Only one inspired no such dread,
was risen from the dead.
It's name was Jesus, King of Jews,
his minions worship from the pews.
the bunny? Why the eggs?
Why not some wooden pegs?
A zombie who
Master of all other ghouls.
His holiday a pagan
From Eostre, who has the right.