Every zombie has it's day,
All who know it stay away.
Only one inspired no such dread,
when it was risen from the dead.
It's name was Jesus, King of Jews,
his minions worship from the pews.
Why the bunny? Why the eggs?
Why not some wooden pegs?
A zombie who invented rules,
Master of all other ghouls.
His holiday a pagan rite,
From Eostre, who has the right.

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Comment by James on April 4, 2010 at 8:03pm
lol, Well done!

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