I just realized something...

God is BLACK!

I mean, he has to be, right.

The Holy Bible states that we were created in his image.

And there is plenty of DNA evidence that says that the original people were Africans living in South Africa.

And that all other races and people evolved out of them as they began to migrate out of South Africa.

So to me it would make sense that if the original people had dark skin, then wouldn't God, by creating man and woman in his own image, have been black as well?

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Comment by archaeopteryx on October 16, 2012 at 6:20pm

@:O - Sounds about right --

ADAM?

Comment by SteveInCO on October 16, 2012 at 11:26pm

If we are created in his image we should be nonexistent, not invisible!

Seriously the typical fundie doesn't believe in those African ancestors anyway, so trying to argue that we are black because they were what doG originally created won't fly with them.

Comment by Diane on October 17, 2012 at 6:26am

I once dreamed of a romantic encounter with a Neanderthal named Hmrrnffff.  I mean, wow.

Comment by James Cox on October 17, 2012 at 10:51am

A childhood musing: If the only thing that came before the universe was 'God', what is matter made from? Is matter, 'God'?

Don't Worry About it! 

Comment by archaeopteryx on October 17, 2012 at 10:57am

@Diane - "romantic encounter?" - somehow I'm not envisioning chocolates and flowers --

Comment by Hope on October 18, 2012 at 9:02am

So, was God great ape! Or.....?

....

It seems to me the species Homo sapiens,
carries the chutzpah gene.
To think they are the purpose of the universe
when they only just arrived on the scene.

Comment by Yahweh on October 18, 2012 at 9:28am

I am not black. So your statement is false.

Don't you know for mormons being black is bad?

Comment by Mel on October 18, 2012 at 10:24am
You know the almighty He is Morgan Freeman, right? (Duh)
Comment by Mary on October 18, 2012 at 2:05pm

@logicallunatic

That was hilarious. I actually laughed out loud.

Comment by Dale Headley on October 18, 2012 at 2:42pm

Are you naively suggesting that Chistianity should be expected to make sense?  

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