In response to Jebus-Ween, I propose the Pastafarian communities unite to spread the gospel of the FSM. I however think the Christians are going about it all wrong. We want to lure the children in with candy. Let them associate His Noodleness with treats and goodies, not false promises and disappointment. And of course, attached to each piece of candy is the real treat: A tract that preaches the Pasta in all its marinara glory! Let us not forget the adults! Invite them to join you for some homemade grog (store-bought beer will do) and let them feel the warmth of His Noodly goodness as it radiates within them. Let none that come to your doorstep leave without being touched by His Noodly Appendage. To comfort the children and show that you are official representatives of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you should be dressed in full Pirate regalia. This will set the children at ease as they will know that you “Arrrrrrrr” on their side.

 

Above all remember to be safe and respectful. May ALL be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

 

Ramen!

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