Need a job? Starting pay: $120,000 per annum.

Is your life in need of a little more excitement? Bored? If you have the credentials then....

America is in hot pursuit of willing mercenaries to fight the "good fight" against the bad guys in Iraq/Syria. Starting pay is a guaranteed $120,000 and I believe they provide the ammunition. It's HIGHLY recommended you carry a suicide pill in the event you're captured by ISIS. I would also suggest a last will and testament be generated before your departure; just in case, you never know about these things we get ourselves into. So give ole' Swandog a ring if you really need a change of scenery....

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