I have recently been running into people and they ask me what my religion is. I tell them I am a card carrying atheist and most just leave it at that. Today I was reading some rage comics and one sparked my imagination. It involved some girl sitting down and talking about her religion without the guy asking about it. I thought about how I would reply and the card carrying atheist thought popped into my head then the idea of taking it literally. So in the interest of that thought I came up with my card and here it is for you to review.
Front: I am a card carrying Atheist.
This is my card.
For more information look on back.
Back: I have presented you with this card since you wanted to talk about your religion. Unless you wish to discuss with me all the ways in which your religion makes no sense I have no interest in talking with you about it.
Have a nice day.
I am seriously considering getting this made so I can keep a few on me for those situations.
If you have any feed back feel free to leave a comment. If you go and have this card (or one like it) made for yourself then please do and post about it here.