May 21st, Judgment Day! Who wants to party?

Heard about, talked about, and even plastered on the side of semi-trucks, May 21st and October 21st seem to be a very important date.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/

 

Apparently, the 21st of May is "Judgment Day", where...

 

"By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do.  On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth.  It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves.  Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord.  Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth.  Death will be everywhere."

 

Do you know what this means? A flippin' zombie apocalypse! YES! Finally! I have been waiting for a zombie apocalypse for YEARS! All that time playing Left 4 Dead will finally pay off.

 

Anyone else got any fun plans for this here "Judgment Day"?

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Tags: 21, May, atheist, day, humor, judgment

Comment by Akshay Bist on May 9, 2011 at 5:52pm

I'm writing a math equation & then gonna go looking for Paul Erdős

After thats done, I'm gonna go looking for all the famous people whose life was shrouded in some kind of mystery & ask for clarification - I don't care if its a christian apocalypse, I'm still gonna search for answers.

Comment by Nate Bauder on May 9, 2011 at 5:56pm
Hahaha that sounds like a plan. Hopefully they WONT be braindead zombies wanting to feast on the flesh of humans.
Comment by Shamari on May 9, 2011 at 6:16pm
I'm more of a stay at home kinda girl myself, but hey, if it's the end of the world, why not? Let's party with the dead!
Comment by Jason Lamar Sorensen on May 9, 2011 at 6:45pm
Hell Yea... I mean (Insert imaginary place here) Yeah, I'm down to party!!!!
Comment by Diarmuid on May 9, 2011 at 6:48pm
Sweeet. This is gonna be the best birthday ever! I just hope my friends aren't too busy being "saved" to party
Comment by Walter Maki on May 9, 2011 at 7:48pm

Check list: 

Ice chest full of beer

Lawn chair

Camera

 

ok that should do it for now

Comment by Steve M on May 9, 2011 at 8:08pm
There is an atheist group in Fayetteville ,N.C. That is throwing an "After Rapture Party". Sorry I don't have more details to pass on.
Comment by Joann Brady on May 9, 2011 at 8:39pm
Im gonna go tell all my christian friends that I will happily take care of their pets after they are raptured.............if they just pay me $1000.00
Comment by Nate Bauder on May 9, 2011 at 9:46pm
Walter, I was thinking the SAME exact thing. This is gunna be gooood
Comment by Andrew W on May 9, 2011 at 9:54pm
May 22nd - akwardddd

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