Some of you may or may not know I am in some financial troubles right now (aren't we all?)

Well I was chatting with an old classmate on MSN. He asked how I was doing, I said not good because I lost my job and can't pay my bills.

His solution? Pray to God.
If you accept God, your troubles will be over.

Hah. ha ha hah. haaaaahhh.

...................;; (<-- this indicates a blank look. just so you know.)

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Comment by Doug Reardon on November 25, 2009 at 11:10pm
If not in this world, then in the next!
Comment by Prazzie on November 26, 2009 at 10:16am
Tell your friend you prayed and God appeared to you in a vision and told you that it was that friend, the one who led you to Him, who would help you. Tell your friend God said that he must give away all his earthly possessions, just like the Bible says and help his friend in need. Tell him that God added that if he did this, he would be blessed by receiving back what he gave away tenfold.

Then come back here and tell us that it turned out your friend's God's wishes lined up perfectly with your friend's personal wishes and then we can all laugh at him some more.
Comment by Dan on November 26, 2009 at 1:04pm
No need to be so hard on the guy. It totally works for the good Christians in Africa. Oh wait.....yeah probably doesn't work so well for them.
Comment by Lord Atheist on November 26, 2009 at 1:11pm
I love how they associate money with "God" even though money is a man made.

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