Living in Venezuela. Logic is on religion side.

I was in school like a week ago and i bumped into a chair and almost felt down
then Jesus ( a friend named Jesus, its a very common name here) told me:
-did you see it?
-see what? <me
-you dindt feel down! because god dint want you to fell!
-wtf? <me
-if you had fell down you will have died! god saved you
-ehh, no. i dindt fell down because i holded this chair, and even if i had fell down i would havent died <me
-thats soo improbable
- so realy, you are saying that god exist because i dint fell down? < me
-yes.




then me an my friend laughed, laughed hard

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Comment by Cynical Soldier on May 18, 2010 at 11:32pm
We must nuke Venezuela.
Comment by Mario Rodgers on May 19, 2010 at 12:09am
No. All we need is an army of metal bands and their fans to hold a heavy metal marathon in the general vicinity of El Presidente.
Comment by Travis on May 19, 2010 at 4:31pm
People will make up anything to prove god exists. Its very sad how ignorant they are

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