This morning, during my morning routine (shower, dress, walk to work, coffee), my mind kept spinning over silly wordplay. Below are the products of boredom and insufficient sleep.
There once was a very bright girl
Who thought she'd give free thought a whirl.
Now her faith slowly dies
As she sees all the lies
Of religion begin to unfurl.
I learned before my chest grew hair
Nature's beauty is without compare.
To explain it with magic
And nonsense seems tragic
When science has answers to share.
This one is kind of immature, but what the heck:
Ray says God made the world in six days,
And the seventh he took off to laze.
If I take that as sane,
Comfort's lack of a brain
Is a sign of his God's half-assed ways.
Crazy, conservative Catholics claim Christ's compassion condones convincing kids that condom condemnation consecrates copulation. Conversely, concerned contemporaries contend contraception keeps careless climaxes clean when coitus compulsions consumingly call.
Darwin didn't deliver divine dictates demanding deity dereliction (as delusional dissidents declare); Darwin did divulged discourse demonstrating descendants' differentiation and diversification (diminishing deific dogma).