Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth!

All I can say is, can somebody hook a brother up?

When Mr. Timothy Huxton* opened his son Timmy Jr's bedroom door, he was shocked to see his little boy's innocent white hiney nestled into the 9ft Na'vi doll he bought himself for his son's birthday.

"The demonic characteristics of the Na'vi become obvious when one pays close attention. Their thick lips, suspicious hair styles, tight hind-sides and seductive tails, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man," says Pastor Deacon Fred.

"The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we've caught on! Praise Jesus!"

h/t Danny Perez

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Comment by Killarny on January 24, 2010 at 5:16pm
I wish that these kinds of posts were marked clearly as satire on thinkatheist. It's rather alarming to see the title at first. :)
Comment by Wesley on January 24, 2010 at 10:38pm
Anything from Landover Baptist is satire... Though I think they go way overboard many times. In fact I think it backfires on them when they go to the extremes.

They aren't taken as seriously and are viewed as militant anti-theists instead of just pointing out the absurdities of some church's as they are. Which are quite shocking enough all on their own.
Comment by Rooker on January 25, 2010 at 9:45pm
oops, sorry. I didn't realize it was satire. Once you've seen Jerry Falwell accusing Teletubbies of promoting teh ghey, it's hard to tell the difference between satire and a real fundie rant.

Landover = The Onion. Got it.

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