Justin Bieber shoots down the Big Bang Theory

It is typically intriguing of Justin Bieber to choose cosmology for his first foray into scientific debunking, when many feel he could provide a more elegant rebuke to Darwinism. Either way, it’s bad news for Cern as Justin finally starts using his power for good – in this case, to explain how ludicrous the so-called origins of the universe are.

“I’m the type of dude who always wants to figure it out,” explains the What Do U Mean hitmaker. “Science makes a lot of sense,” he concedes. Or does he? “Then I start thinking — wait, the ‘big bang’. For a ‘big bang’ to create all this is more wild to think about than thinking about there being a God. Imagine putting a bunch of gold into a box, shaking up the box, and out comes a Rolex. It’s so preposterous once people start saying it.”

Word. I think I read somewhere that the watchmaker was blind, but maybe we need to accept that he was just wearing really limited-edition Wayfarers...

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Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on October 4, 2015 at 7:15pm: It's painful to think that so many young people could belieb this. (Ouch!)

Comment by Davis Goodman on October 4, 2015 at 7:27pm: “Like I said,” reasons Justin. “You don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.”

Comment by _Robert_ on October 4, 2015 at 8:05pm: Same logic as William Lane Craig. I think Biebs is ready to debate Krauss.

Comment by Pope Beanie on October 4, 2015 at 9:26pm: So why do some of us look like a taco?

Comment by Unseen on October 5, 2015 at 5:12pm: Some people should just stick to being general assholes and not try to specialize.

Comment by Jake LaFort on October 5, 2015 at 9:52pm: Big Bang is preposterous. And perhaps it is that the universe is Alice in Wonderland to the max. Major league rainmaker fail in comparing explanations of origins and giving thumbs up to god.

Comment by Jake LaFort on October 5, 2015 at 10:01pm: point taken Unseen...and truly it can be conceptualized as an ongoing conflict between proponents of magic and proponents of reason...

Comment by Davis Goodman on October 5, 2015 at 10:02pm: The idea that god created the big bang is so ridiculous I want to die. We all know it was created by the invisible pink unicornwhen it used it's rainbow horn to open a tricky beer bottle. The unexpected result was us. Is it so hard to understand?

Comment by Unseen on October 5, 2015 at 10:15pm: What's preposterous is that the universe was created by a magician, which is really how God is described by theists. (I deleted this post and fixed an error, then reposted it.)

Comment by Pope Beanie on October 6, 2015 at 12:38am: Science has nothing to say about whether God exists or not!

On the other hand, no one content with only "God made it happen" explanations should use or believe in anything made possible for us by science.

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