We all know Jesus loves toast and the rear ends of dogs but now it's official...


Jesus loves to shop at Wal-mart! 


After coming home from church, a couple in South Carolina found that their Wal-mart receipt had been tampered with by none other than the Lord himself."We just feel like it's a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," the couple reported. So it let it be know, Jesus approves of Wal-mart's everyday low prices! Now go forth and spend your earthly money!



....seriously though, it looks more like Osama Bin Ladin than Jesus...and who knows what Jesus really looked like?

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Tags: Jesus, Wal-mart, Walmart, receipt, sighting

Comment by StarStuff on July 20, 2011 at 8:21pm

Charles Manson.  Whoever.

Comment by Gloria Stevens on July 21, 2011 at 12:01am

Now see, if it was a Rottweiler on that receipt, I would consider shopping at Wal-mart. 

Comment by Dylan Sloboda on July 21, 2011 at 6:22am

Hurray, imagery of fictional characters!


I think the condom virgin Mary I saw floating around here beats this hands down though.

Comment by Doubting Thomas on July 21, 2011 at 9:01am

There is a lot  irony in the picture of Jesus in the dog's rectum too. http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/302/jesus-christs-image-appea...

Christianity is dog s**t?

Comment by Wynprks on July 21, 2011 at 12:41pm
I don't know what y'all are seein, but I'll bet a penny that's Abraham Lincoln! And if you turn the receipt right side up it looks amazingly like a water stained piece of paper, incredible! And if it is Jesus, well, hey dude, is that the best you can do? The world is a mess and all you can do is hang upside down on a Walmart receipt? That's about as useless as religion itself!
Comment by Troy C on July 21, 2011 at 5:08pm
It's upside down. If Jesus really approved of Walmart, he'd put his face on there the right way.
Comment by james on July 21, 2011 at 6:28pm

lol that is pretty hilarous.  Reminds me of the hitler house

Comment by Evolvingmind on July 21, 2011 at 8:46pm

Damn, I didn't know that Jesus was that ugly.

Comment by M on July 21, 2011 at 10:35pm

I have these resin trolls from Bermuda, and they kind of look like that. 

Comment by Heather Spoonheim on July 21, 2011 at 10:55pm

I think it kinda looks like Chuck Manson, but that's just me.


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