My friend's cousin's born again Christian grandmother got in to an accident the other day. Want to know why? Not only was she reading the Bible while driving, but she was witnessing to the other drivers on the GWB from her car. Even ignoring everything else...she was on the GWB why the hell wasn't she paying attention to her driving!

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Comment by Andrew W on April 29, 2011 at 2:03pm
Maybe she thought god was driving?
Comment by Scarlette Blues on April 29, 2011 at 2:36pm
LOL, reminds me of a post a saw on facebook...

"If you think Jesus is behind the wheel, let go and see where he takes you!" ...Looks like this grandmother gave it a shot!
Comment by Discern on April 29, 2011 at 7:15pm
I was busy praying in my car once, and got flashed by a speed camera. Man I resented God that day....I was trying to do the right thing by God and that's the thanks I got.
Comment by Walter Maki on April 29, 2011 at 7:22pm
That book is like some drivers cyptonyte...they lose all common sense and the ability to drive when in contact with it....xians need to have extra car insurance

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