Introducing The True Meaning of Christmas: Sparkly Jesus

Well everyone, it seems as though we did get it all wrong. While shopping I came across this gem of the holiday season and, clearly, the true meaning of christmas: sparkly jesus.

Honestly, this is some peoples idea of worship and praising their "savior?" Seems like it would be a little blasphemous to me, but what do I know, really? Wasn't it jesus who venerated the meager? Now he's gone and got himself bedazzled for his birthday! Who'd-a-thunk-it?

Tags: blasphemy, christmas, holiday, jesus, meaning, shopping

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Comment by Matt Coulthurst on November 25, 2010 at 11:41pm: All he needs is a pimp cup and some ho ho hos...

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Comment by Todd on November 26, 2010 at 10:17am: I always thought Jesus was a zombie. If Jesus sparkles in the sunlight though, does that mean he's really a vampire? (In the "Twilight" sense, of course.) Now I'm truly freaked out, because a sparkly vampire-zombie hybrid is really damn scary.

Comment by Laura Foster on November 27, 2010 at 11:43am: I don't care if it rains and freezes, 'long as I got my sparkly Jesus...

Comment by Matt Peters on December 9, 2010 at 10:57am: Christ's got ho's... in different area codes... (area codes) area codes...

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