Inane church signs

Okay, we've all seen them Those message boards out front of churches where they put up a new message every so often. Well around here we've had a few ridiculous ones lately.

"The trees are green, the birds are back, God did it again!" Seriously? Do these people seriously not know how the seasons work?

The newest on is pretty silly. "Save gas, walk with God."

I thought this might be a good place we could share the ridiculous quotes we see. So, lets have at it. :)

Cheers!

Tags: church, signs

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Comment by Atwas911 on May 27, 2011 at 1:04am

Comment by Jessica Hewitt on May 27, 2011 at 1:11am: I thought this was appropriate for the site- http://sayanythingatl.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sign1-300x254.jpg...

This is one of my favorites though- http://blog.mattalgren.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/havens-corner...

Comment by Eljay on May 27, 2011 at 3:24am

Comment by Atwas911 on May 27, 2011 at 3:42am: I actually seen one similar to that around my home town.. I could not believe they could actually put that out there and not see the irony in it.

When shown the logical capacity of the average human.. Sometimes.. Just sometimes... I think to myself..

BRING ON THE ASTEROID!

Comment by Eljay on May 27, 2011 at 6:25am: Yeah, I shudder when I see stuff like that and I thank my luck that we don't have anything so brazenly

preposterous here in the UK...in that form, at least. It's bad enough contending with my new-found vilification by my cousins over in Alabama, now that they've latched-on to my "shocking" lack of faith! You have my sympathies, US atheists!

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 27, 2011 at 4:14pm

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 27, 2011 at 4:15pm

Comment by Ida Claire on May 27, 2011 at 9:59pm: "Salvation- The best health care reform"

on the other side,

"Come and sit a spell. Worship our savior."

Comment by John Garbutt on May 27, 2011 at 10:29pm

Comment by James on June 8, 2011 at 11:54pm: Two new ones:

"True worship is not lip service, but life service." Worded like that it sounds more like a life sentence.

"A new life worth living." Okay... so I suppose they feel life isn't worth living without their church. :\ Ridiculous!

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