In case of Rapture, who will take care of your pets?

This is one of the funniest blogs I think I've ever seen, courtesy of Mark Pogue:

http://proudatheists.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/in-case-of-rapture-wh...

Check out the posts in response to it, as well...They are hysterical!! Thanks, Mark!

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Comment by Rev. Tom Hicks, D.D. on June 13, 2009 at 1:45pm
That's great way to make $50. The person should add "Non-refundable".
Comment by Chelsea on June 13, 2009 at 1:49pm
lol, Rev! What if the pet is "saved" and accepts the Lord Jesus H. Christ's pet as his/her personal pet savior?!
Comment by Rev. Tom Hicks, D.D. on June 13, 2009 at 2:04pm
Pssh, only dogs go to heaven.
Comment by James on June 13, 2009 at 10:43pm
While that is incredibly funny and could be rather profitable. I can see this giving Atheists a bad name (as always...). Reason being, if a person is an Atheist, they don't believe the rapture is going to happen. Thus they are taking money for services that are conditional on an event they don't think will ever take place, making it a scam. This is actually one case where claiming to be of a satanist would actually work. You accept the existence of the christian god, but just play for 'the other team'. The only hard part would be getting people to agree to have fluffy taken care of a 'savage, animal sacrificing devil'.
Comment by Frank on June 14, 2009 at 1:43am
Just like a theist to up and abandon the planet and leave us atheists and non-Christians to clean up their mess and take care of their pets.
I wish I could get a job at a pet adoption agency for a day just to ask potential adopters if they believe they will ascend into heaven if there is a rapture. If they say yes, I will deny them adoption for they will provide an unfit home and be likely to abandon their pet.

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