We sorta figured it would come to this.
Despite our own personal belief that the government has no right to be involved with who we have sex with, the legal fact is that Colin is going to have to leave the country if we don't.
Ugg.
So anyway, it's going to be held at the Liberace mansion, (in his famous bathtub) Las Vegas.
Anyone wanna come? It's walking distance from the strip. Our theme will be Utterly Tasteless.

I need honeymoon ideas. Any vacation devoted entirely to sex is a good thing in my book. Honeymoon packages promoting 'romance' don't particularly sound sexy to me. Flowers and long walks on the beach aren't a big turn on.
What is a REAL sexy vacation to you?
Where would you go if you could?
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Comment by Matthew on December 23, 2009 at 10:04pm
I think camping would be good, something not normal and kind of fun. Oh and congrats.
Comment by Galen on December 23, 2009 at 10:04pm
Congrats! And for a honeymoon devoted to sex (not romance), I'd recommend Hedonism Resorts in Jamaica. Hedo 2 is the best one, from what I hear :)
Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on December 23, 2009 at 10:59pm
Galen....
I thought that was a swingers club.
Let me be more specific: Lots of sex. Exclusive sex. With each other.
(He only gets orgies for his birthday.)
Comment by Reggie on December 24, 2009 at 12:04am
Hey! Congrats! I think, right?
Comment by Galen on December 24, 2009 at 2:13am
You don't HAVE to swing at Hedo!
Comment by Wendy on December 24, 2009 at 3:15am
Well, really, all you need is a room with a comfy bed, and a shower spacious enough for two. And room service. Gotta fuel those emphatic romps with some calories!

I'd recommend any "adults only" type resorts. I went to Palace something or other in Playa del Carmen, MX for my first honeymoon (with my ex *patooie*), and it was fabulous. In room jacuzzi, great restaurants, and we didn't really need to leave to have a good time.
Comment by Gaytor on December 24, 2009 at 9:59am
That's exactly why I married my wife Misty. There was some hope involved that it would work as well.

Exclusive sex? Damn women. Sedona would be a great place for a stay in get away. Unbelievable views, in between Vegas and Home.
Comment by Shine on December 24, 2009 at 9:59am
High five on the Vegas wedding! If I ever get married again, it will definitely be in Vegas, in a black dress, with as much glitter as I can possibly find. For honeymoons, I have no idea; I never even took one last time. Since you're living in Arizona, maybe somewhere cold and snowy would be good for a change of pace. Find a cabin or something with a massive stone fireplace and a big bear rug up in Montana. Unless you hate the cold; then I would go somewhere in the Caribbean.
Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on December 24, 2009 at 10:23am
Wow.. great ideas, everyone.
I dislike the cold, but Colin loves to snowboard. Shine, right on! You inspired me to imagine some snowed in, cozy paradise where he could go out boarding and I could sleep in during the day. Unfortunately though, all his snowboarding gear is in Scotland still. Hmmm.
Gaytor- Exclusive sex except for special occasions. An Utterly Tasteless wedding in Vegas does not constitute that. I'm going to look into Sedona, since it's pretty close by.
Galen- Noted. Will reconsider when I can get more time off work. In fact, if they are hiring scuba instructors, maybe we will go live there.....
Wendy-Thanks.
Reggie- Meh.
Jeff-It's sorta being thrown together last minute....and low budget. We are only using the mansion because my friend owns it.

Hey...anyone got ideas for food?
Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on December 24, 2009 at 6:51pm
Congrats!

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