I'm a gift from God

I like picking on my facebook friends. Mostly because they aren't friends. But anyway...

This girl is trying to convince me she is a gift from God. Okay sure.
But she really truly believes that she was a soul or something floating around in the sky, and as soon as her parents conceived her, she came from the sky and formed in her mother, and that her mother's uterus was merely a passageway for her to come from the sky to the physical earth, and when she dies, she's going to leave the physical earth and return to the sky.

That sounds exactly like a fairy tale I read when I was 5.

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Comment by Kris on March 16, 2010 at 12:03pm: I would like to add to Johan's statement by saying that I was a bunch of atoms flying around the universe before I was born, and I will return there when I die. I don't remember that time, but I know it to be true.

Comment by Keith A. Szilagyi on March 16, 2010 at 2:51pm: Well stated Kristian.

Comment by Galen on March 16, 2010 at 6:13pm: And I was a goddamn Ghostbuster in a past life, HERE I COME CHRISTIANS!

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