I understand how mormons hold onto their members now...

So tonight I was crashing at a Mormon household. I was made a nice dinner and while in the kitchen I noticed the label on the mayo...

So I decided to snoop (it's cool I'm a welcome to snoop here). Here is what I found; 3 Bags of cake mix Untold numbers of Pudding and Gelatin mixes, peanut butter, and Non-fat dry milk.

*Not all Items pictured*
All were from the "Dessert" brand and all having the Following stamped on their label;

Turns out they give out the food to anyone in need(better than the lousy wafers the Catholics get).

The pudding isn't too bad, but I now have the urge to look for golden plates and have 7 wives...

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Comment by Audio on April 4, 2009 at 9:08pm
wowzers, pretty sad....
Comment by Morgan Matthew on April 4, 2009 at 9:26pm
wow... good investigative reporting.
Comment by Leis Becraft on April 4, 2009 at 10:28pm
I was born and bred a mormon (split long ago) and my family is still VERY much mormon. I have only one thing to say: "you should try their potato pearls! Yum!"
Comment by CJoe on April 4, 2009 at 11:07pm
So uh... when are we gonna come up with atheist brands and give THAT to poor people with no agenda?
Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on April 4, 2009 at 11:39pm
You know.. one thing about the LDS Church is that they DO take care of their own. I have a friend that was LDS and turned lesbian. While she was going through her divorce from her Mormon husband, the church still brought her groceries and stuff, even knowing another woman was living with her.
That's a whole other story though....
Comment by Paper on April 5, 2009 at 12:07pm
Didn't you know this?
The Mormon, Later Day Saints Church’s estimated worth is over $100 Billion dollars. It is the wealthiest per capita religion in the world with annual tax free revenues estimated to be $6 billion per year. The LDS Church owns over 928,000 acres in North America. It is the largest ranch land owner in Wyoming, is the second largest land owner in Nebraska, it has the largest cattle ranch in 48 states, and is rumored to be the largest single producer of commercial beef in the United States Of America.
They own radio and television stations, its own insurance company, a Marriot hotel franchise in Hawaii, and don’t forget The Brigham Young University along with thousands of chapels and meetinghouses worldwide.
You can read more at Inherently Human
Comment by Dan on April 5, 2009 at 4:01pm
"And I believe the brand you're referring to is 'Deseret.' "

You are correct, thank you. I put the items away before typing the blog :P.
Comment by Theresa on April 5, 2009 at 8:11pm
Jesus Mayo O.o
Comment by Frink on April 6, 2009 at 2:51am
Synth beat me to it by a mile. lol


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