You will, like, seriously always win the argument! It's easy, you just post this image:
This is abstract art I drew on September 8th, 2008. I call it "Spirits". It's one of my personal favorite achievements, art wise. Now, you may be asking, how does this win every argument?
The answer is, it doesn't. Nor does claiming "evolution is just a theory" do any better. It's equally stupid actually.
But my art is better than your lies, so there.
See? Not an ad hominem and non sequitor now!