long haired white guys,


Koresh to



AJ Miller---

these cult leaders all

“look like “jesus,”

according to many.


in fact,

all one has to do is

look like the pictures of

this fictional character,

in order to start his own



the desperate & empty will flock

to the fluffy haired scruffy faced,

and these are the idiots

driving around in cars

on the same highway as you &


these are the idiots who teach

at your children’s schools,

until that one day

when they leave their

own lives completely,

to go & live in Siberia or Queensland

with their



imagine if the charlatans who first

painted images of the infamous fictional


created a fat, 80 year old, bald guy,

with horrible acne &

rotted teeth…

would the idiots still flock?

would the idiots still give up their lives to

worship at the next


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Comment by Kairan Nierde on March 23, 2013 at 10:46pm

You can always spot the evangelical with a serious personality problem by noting his grooming practices--he's the one patterning his 'look' after Jesus. 

Comment by Jorita on March 24, 2013 at 12:56pm
I notice you have a picture of the Russian Jesus
Comment by Jorita on March 24, 2013 at 12:57pm

I notice you have a picture of the Russian Jesus, He believes he is Jesus

Comment by Jorita on March 24, 2013 at 1:16pm

Looked at a documentry on the Russian Jesus on the right

Comment by archaeopteryx on March 24, 2013 at 1:22pm


"A fat, old bald guy, ehh? D'oh!"

Comment by delapruch on March 24, 2013 at 5:42pm

@Jorita.  Yeah, Russian "jesus" is Vissarion, spinner of The Church of the Last Testament...the "jesus" on the left is AJ Miller...the "jesus" of Australia, spinner of Divine Truth---both are manufacturing their own special flavors of kool-aid.

Comment by delapruch on March 24, 2013 at 5:44pm

@AngelaEvangelia.  Yes, but toilet paper has a positive use---it cleans up shit, as opposed to the fictional character that only produces it.


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