But I want to have Zac Efron's children, for several reasons:
1: He's stinking gorgeous. Sure, his car in 17 Again
had one of those tweeting locks, but the gorgeous makes up for it.
2: I realize that he is an actor, and was paid to do it, but his abstinence speech in 17 Again
3: He's apparently agnostic.
4: There's just something about the name "Zac Efron" that sounds like you should add "of Star Command" to the end of it. You don't get cooler than that.
Unfortunately, he seems to have a girlfriend, but no biggie. I'm not too hung up on getting this guy - any gorgeous, dark-haired, meat-eating, baby-loving atheist/agnostic will do.