Rush Limbaugh, right-wing radio commentator says GOD made the BP oil spill disappear, and he’s backed up by newscasters:
"SUZANNE MALVEAUX: (music) It may sound too good to be true. Much of the oil that gushed into the Gulf for months now seems to have disappeared.
DIANE SAWYER: Where is all the oil? On day 98, much of the spill is actually hard to see.
JEFFREY KOFMAN: According to experts, much of it was reabsorbed into the environment.
ED OVERTON: Mother Nature is doing what she's supposed to do and we're losing most of it to microbial degradation in the ocean.
ANDERSON COOPER: Where is the oil? What does this mean? Is this good news that it's all dissipating?"
RUSH: "Okay, so they can't find the oil. They're out there looking for the oil, they can't find the oil. They are reopening areas of the Gulf to fishing. They aren't gonna need $20 billion to pay people back for damages and yet they have swindled BP outta $20 billion. The ex-CEO, Tony Hayward, who's actually been sent to Siberia, I mean literally sent to Siberia, a BP Russian oil project, may as well be Siberia, said early on, "The ecological damage is going to be minimal here." He's dead right and you pay a penalty in this country for being dead right. You are hated, and you are despised, and you become a target. So now BP has been swindled, shaken down for $20 billion for no reason. There was no major destructive crisis. The earth, Mother Nature -- and to me, by the way, when I say Mother Nature's taken care of it, who's Mother Nature? Mother Nature -- listen to me on the left, listen to me on the left, Mother Nature, you know who it is? God. You spell it G-o-d. Mother Nature is God. Mother Nature is not a tree trunk. Mother Nature is not some forest somewhere in the Amazon. Mother Nature is the God of the Bible, the God of creation, and the God of creation taking care of all this despite our folly 'cause God loves us."
Praise the LORD! It’s a MIRACLE! Or is there a more salient reason for why the oil has seemed to disappear?