fun quotes from a religious forum. Some are short and sweet, straight to the point.
The bold is the name of the topic, the italics are the message inside the topic.


Atheists are you brain damaged?
Atheists are you brain damaged?


Agnostics and atheists are immoral and amoral Bastards
Agnostics and atheists are immoral and amoral Bastards who do not deserve any respect whatsover, true?

Christians...are hermaphrodites allowed to have sex (after marriage of coarse)?
I would think the logical answer would be no. i mean, whether they married a man or a women technically it'd be gay sex.
does this mean they have to live alone and never feel the intimate touch of another human being without it repulsing the god that made them that way? why would god do such a thing?


I am a guy: would I actually get way more pleasure from homosexual sex than from heterosexual sex?
This particular post I chose because, here is the first reply this person received:
ughh! how gross! how vulgar a nd sinful you are and!! YOU WILL GET AIDS AND OTHER STDS, FOOL

Why are atheists never possessed by demons?
THEY ALREADY ARE. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE ATHEISTS


What can we do to stop...
...the demonic scientists from peddaling their lies? I say we kill them all and go back to the dark ages. Some examples for those of you who are too stoopid to know what I mean:
1) Radiometric dating is a lie as Jesus controls the rate of radioactive decay
2) Evolution is a lie because Jesus alters the distribution of alleles among different ethnicities as a way to punish people for their disbeleif
3) General relativity is a lie--Earth's gravitational influence on it's surrounding bodies is due to the locally warped space-time continuum caused by the massive amount of faith in Jesus on this planet.



Since evolution is "true", when you or your wife gives birth to a monkey, do you promise not to give it up...?
...for adoption? Forget that, do you promise not to choose abortion?

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Tags: christian, funny, hahagigglelol, quotes, theist

Comment by Matthew James Stevenson on December 18, 2009 at 2:34pm
Wow. Hard to tell whether these are sincere. I'd like to think people have a BIT more sense than that... might be my idealist, atheistic, demon-possessed brain just being wishful though
Comment by Scott A. Hunt on December 18, 2009 at 2:40pm
These are terrible and hillarious at the same time.
Comment by Shine on December 18, 2009 at 5:02pm
3) General relativity is a lie--Earth's gravitational influence on it's surrounding bodies is due to the locally warped space-time continuum caused by the massive amount of faith in Jesus on this planet.

Oh, I see. It's all so clear now.
Comment by Galen on December 18, 2009 at 6:50pm
Yeah, except that Muslims outnumber Christians, so I wonder what force is caused by all the massive faith in Allah?
Comment by Scott A. Hunt on December 18, 2009 at 6:57pm
Dark energy.
Comment by Matthew James Stevenson on December 18, 2009 at 7:00pm
Galen, not quite sure that accurate...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups

It's OBVIOUSLY Jesus keeping our gravitational field in check... not Mohammed.
Comment by Jay Catt on December 20, 2009 at 3:35am
what's the forum this is all from?

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