I don't know if any of you remember, but a while ago I mentioned be asked to be the Godfather for my nephew on his first communion. I reluctantly agreed, but after sometime to mull it over I guess it's not that bad. Anyways, the ceremony is later today. I was supposed to have confessed the day prior to have a clean soul when I receive the cracker, er- I mean the body of Christ. I forgot to though, oops! Apparently not confessing before doing so is one of the biggest sins a Catholic can commit. Good thing I'm a stinking atheist.

So after the whole church thing we're going to celebrate at a pirate's dinner/theater show. What better way to celebrate communion with the holy lord than enjoying a representation of the acts of some of the filthiest sinners in the world?

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Comment by Dave G on June 27, 2009 at 1:52pm
Not to mention a core tenant of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Comment by Matthew on June 27, 2009 at 9:11pm
Keep an eye out for the beer volcano and the hookers.
RAmen.
Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on June 28, 2009 at 9:52am
ARRRRR!

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