To the tune of "Bad Horse" from Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Bad Lance
Bad Lance
Bad Lance
Bad Lance

He's such a naughty person
does not believe in sin
He writes financial software
and he chugs down gin.

He thinks that the religious
are in need of a clue
There is no god, no devil too
It looks like that the joke's on you!

Bad Lance
Bad Lance
Bad Lance
He’s Bad

The Evil League of atheists
Is watching what you do
that superstitious junk
it smells a lot like poo

It makes the Bad Lance happy
to see you find the truth

Engage your brain
is his refrain
eschew the kool-aid
he ordains.