Last week a couple of people from my year got a laminated piece of paper that had a prayer on it.The title was Exam Prayer.It was a prayer to be said to god asking him to help them do good in the junior cert.

If they all get A+ I'm going to be a christian and pray the whole time.Hopefully a year of praying will help me get good results in the leaving cert.

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Tags: A+, exam prayer, good results, junior cert

Comment by Mario Rodgers on June 1, 2010 at 2:52pm
Yeah. Put away the books and pray yourself a good grade. THAT'LL fucking work!

Holy shit I love sarcasm when dealing with religious idiocy! XD
Comment by Mike Kalantar on June 1, 2010 at 3:44pm
sure
and after that - gamble
13 black - bet all your money
don't forget to pray...
god loves winners
Comment by Joe O'Brien on June 1, 2010 at 5:12pm
I found years ago that I did better on exams if I ate waffles while studying. I even told some friends and they had the same result. Clearly this means waffles have the same effect as prayer. Next time there's a disaster in the world I will diligently eat waffles for the victims.
Comment by James on June 1, 2010 at 9:18pm
Oh darn, All that time wasted studying in high school... I should have prayed my way to Valedictorian. :\
Comment by Lindsey on June 2, 2010 at 3:21am
Well, obviously hard work and commitment have absolutely no effect at all. Why else do they give all the credit to God?

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