Be careful the next time you hear someone's mobile phone ring--you might be converted to Christianity!

"Every time your cell phone rings you can SPREAD THE WORD, and the people around you will now hear the message of our Lord Jesus Christ, through inspirational, fun, spiritual ringtunes that will affirm the presence of the Lord in their lives."

This is a quote from the website Christian Ringtones.

"It is Christian Ringtunes® goal to empower all people of faith to use their cell phones as a ministry, and with ChristianRingtunes.com your cell phone can now become your ministry."

Sweet.

So be careful. The next time you're in the market waiting on line and wondering if Cosmo's sex advice to "drive him wild" really works, you might just become a Christian before you leave the store if the person next you gets a phone call.

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Tags: cell phone, evangelize, mobile phone, ringtones

Comment by Galen on September 30, 2009 at 9:15pm
I now have a sudden urge to create a ring tone to the tune of "Hallelujah" that sings "GOOOOD IS BULLSHIT! GOD IS BULLSHIT! GODISBULLSHIT GODISBULLSHIT GOOO-AAAAAHHH-DDD IS BULL SHIIIIIT!"
Comment by Karen on October 1, 2009 at 4:16am
if you finished your ring tone, please send me one ;)

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