electing the new pope (conversation between two cardinals)

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

“psst…has joey been locked up

in the cage (vatican)?  has he been

put in a safe place where he can’t be heard,

where his senile ramblings won’t reveal

how many little boy’s that we’ve

raped & molested?”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #2:

 

“yes, i think he’s done with his waving &

tearing eyes, he has done his last

praying hands, he has been shuffled off

somewhere where he won’t be found out.”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

“has he been cleaned up?  i mean, is all

the evidence gone?  we don’t want any traces

of the little boy’s DNA, we don’t want it

getting out that joey was just like the rest of

us.”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #2:

 

“i understand.”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

“i certainly hope you understand, because we have

to get another old shriveled up, white haired,

babbler up there quick, before easter you know.”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #2:

 

“certainly.”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

“because you know the catholics of the world can’t

be without their little figurehead on their little

day of illusions…”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #2:

 

“of course not.  we wouldn’t want that! (laughing)”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

(laughing with him) “the herd needs a shepherd, or they

might start think for themselves & toss out the whole

thing.”

 

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