does it surprise anyone

that this king of hicks

amidst his brood of hicks

said something that just might be

homophobic?

does it surprise anyone that this

zz-top, harley riding, camo-wearing-

all-the-goddamned-time,

honky-tonk

asshole,

just might be a crazy christian

“jesus”

freak

(“uh immma sposda’ hate em’ gays cuz they

don go n’ do whut my sayvurr says”)?

 

no.

nope.

not even turning our heads when we heard it.

 

he’s a rich hick &

all the poor hicks look up to him,

so no matter what shit spouts from his mouth,

money talks &

the absurdity goes on,

as more toothless idiots try and grow their beards

and line dance to the beat of

bigotry. 

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