Totally good and equally just reasons for getting eternal damnation, no?

But you probably didn't know that there are plenty of reasons for deserving this terrible fate.

Let's check some of them:
  • Wear a cotton-polyester blend t-shirt. [Lev. 19:19] (That's the one represented in that image)
  • Eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] (Do you know how to avoid this?)
  • Cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
  • Grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] (Do not mix roses and carnations!)
  • Read your horoscope and/or eat blood. In the same verse, yes. [Lev. 19:26] (So... pretty much everyone who reads the paper and eats meat.)
  • Consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
  • Cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] (No, I've never done this, I swear!)
  • Trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] (And I'm sure you've never done this either.)
  • Get inked. [Lev. 19:28]
  • Plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] (WTF?)
  • Bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17-18]
  • Collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:25-27]  (So, every banker?)
  • Insult a leader. [Ex. 22:28]
  • Mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
  • Spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
  • Drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Don't believe me? Look it up.)
Have I mentioned that Leviticus is my favorite book in the bible? Yeah, I know I have, but what did you expect, I'm consistent!

So what do you think, do you deserve to go to hell?

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Comment by Doug Reardon on March 13, 2011 at 10:09pm
Ab-so-lutely! Besides, if there is a heaven, my grannies there, so anywhere is better!
Comment by Lisa on March 13, 2011 at 10:20pm
So, I guess having both a one night stand and a hot dog on a Friday pretty much cinches it for me.
Comment by Jason on March 13, 2011 at 11:28pm
I thought Jews did not believe in hell.
Comment by Albert Bakker on March 14, 2011 at 2:17am
It seems the very thing that guarantees a heaven of it's ascribed qualities is that it's completely uninhabited.
Comment by Kelin420 on March 14, 2011 at 4:47am

There is NO such a place so I can't go there-

you leaving out thousands off of other reasons to "go" to a ficicious place

Comment by Doubting Thomas on March 14, 2011 at 11:58am

what about one that seems to fizzle out; cut your dick (cicrumcise) so you become a guy of god, cant say if an uncircumcised christian can go to heaven or a circumcised atheist....

of course i've passed most of these not to mention when a teenager i so very much liked girls and had very x rated thoughts

but jesus will save us unconditionally, however his not liable to say so.

Comment by M on March 14, 2011 at 12:35pm
Isn't the rapture supposed to be coming up?  We have so much to look forward to!
Comment by Albert Bakker on March 14, 2011 at 4:47pm
Yeah, a bunch of times. Campings rapture is up next month, then until 2019 each year another end of the world is scheduled. End of the world prophesies are booked until at least 5079  I saw, by a blind Bulgarian woman who predicted WWIII having started last year. Useful information it seems.
Comment by Loop Johnny on March 14, 2011 at 5:42pm
I would deserve it only if I did an infinite amount of sins. I've got infinitely more people to slaughter ( like Hitler has left ).


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