Cute Joke probably posted before but it gave me a chuckle.

A young woman teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian. She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too.

Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Sarah had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Christian."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm an atheist."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sarah why she is an atheist.

"It's just that my family isn't religious. My Mom is atheist, and my Dad is atheist, so I am atheist."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason." she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Then," says Sarah, "I'd be a born-again Christian."

 

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Comment by Kelin420 on August 3, 2011 at 4:53am

I like it-

Comment by Kairan Nierde on August 3, 2011 at 5:23am

It's new to newbies like me.

Comment by Rev. Chris Pagan on August 3, 2011 at 5:38am
Thanks for the chuckle. Nothing better than a belly laugh.
Comment by Robert Karp on August 3, 2011 at 11:40am

[like]

Comment by Derek on August 3, 2011 at 12:20pm

Ha ha ha

Comment by Carol Whitt on August 3, 2011 at 12:35pm

Fantastic.

Comment by Ronald on August 3, 2011 at 11:45pm
Nice

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