God judges us not by our character and deeds in life but solely by whether or not we worshiped him strongly enough.
Now think about what that says about your god.
He's more concerned with you being a fanboi than with how you lived your life.
I started losing my faith after a classmate asked the teacher what happened to non-Catholics after they died. The answer was simple "they go to hell." The fact that they might have been good people who devoted their lives to helping others didn't score any points with bible-god. Meanwhile wretched liars, fakes, and phonies will get into heaven by virtue of worshiping him.
Think about it: At rock bottom, bible-god just wants you to worship him. He doesn't care what kind of person you were.
You know what this means don't you? It means that bible-god's heaven is the de facto hell because all the slimy bible-thumping televangelists will be there.
And most of the good people will be in hell.
If either place actually existed, I'd take hell.