Cigarettes and Chaplains: Bad for the Military, Good for the Troops?

Recently there's been a lot of talk on wether or not the military is going to ban smoking for it's enlisted men and women. I have mixed feelings about it.

I think it would be good, obviously, if the people who have to run around carrying the heavy guns, avoiding enemy fire, didn't smoke. They'd be healthier, more efficient, and would be more prepared for true worst-case scenarios (that's saying something for the military).

Think of it this way: What would be better, a soldier stuck behind enemy lines who can think rationally and has the endurance to get out quickly and effectively, or a soldier who is short of breath, going through nicotine withdrawals, and who can't concentrate because of the headaches.

So, I think it would be good if soldiers didn't smoke. However, I'm not sure if simply outlawing smoking is the right way to do this, and I don't think wartime is the right time to implement this new rule.
Firstly, the soldiers are under enough stress as it is. They don't need the added stress of not being able to smoke. Granted, if they don't smoke yet, don't let them start for any reason. But if they already do, I say give them whatever it takes to let them relax.

But what about outlawing the drug? (Yes, it is a drug.) Well, I'm not really comfortable with the idea of that. Kind of like how they've also outlawed fraternization among troops (i.e., sex). Obviously, they're going to have sex. It's a stressful situation they're in, and sex can help relieve that stress, as well and make stronger bonds.
The only difference with making it illegal, is that now you can get discharged for the act. For guys, it's pretty easy to just not "kiss and tell" (unless they get an STD or STI). But if a woman gets pregnant, she's in a world of trouble. Either she forfeits her only source of income, or she undergoes a very risky abortion.
The military doesn't cover abortions, and having a DIY abortion when you're living in a tent in the desert is never a good idea. There have been reports of women almost dying because of botched abortions which they concocted with essentially rubbing alcohol (if that) and a coat hanger.

But getting back to the smoking... (sorry)
People are going to smoke, whether you want them to or not, just like the sex. They know the risks, but it's still a fairly reliable means of relieving stress. They're trading their physical fitness and well being for a few moments peace in a war zone. It's not that hard to see why they do it.

What we need, is something more constructive for them to do to relieve stress, and better education on why they shouldn't smoke in the first place. (Wow, I never noticed all the similarities between smoking and sex.) This way, the people who do smoke, can do so in peace, but the ones who don't, won't be tempted to start up ever.


Now, how does all this relate to Chaplains?
Well, Chaplains are like the cigarettes of religious world. They serve no real purpose other than to help relieve stress, it's only a temporary fix, and in the end they do more harm than good.
Similarly, I'm not sure if Chaplains should be removed from the service. If you need some dog-collared-vampire to tell you Jesus loves you before you can go shoot infidels terrorists, then so be it. Whatever gets you out there, and keeps you from going crazy. Do you feel overwhelmed by war? Need a reminder of home? Remember when your parents used to drag you to church? The mass is the same all over the world. Go see the Chaplain and he'll fix you up.


Again, preferably, we wouldn't need these things, because no one would be addicted to them. But so long as they are addicted, war is no place to break a debilitating habit. Just keep all the clean kids from getting sucked down with you, you Goddammed junkie.

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Tags: Abortion, Addiction, Chaplains, Cigarettes, Digression, Drugs, Military, Sex, Soldiers, War

Comment by Silenus on March 16, 2010 at 9:10am
i never understood the point why people smoke cigarettes, they don't make you feel anything.
Comment by B. on March 16, 2010 at 10:26am
Everyone that smokes cigarettes should be required to pay $1500/month into healthcare, which will later have to deal with their dumb-asses in the form of emphysema and CANCER. All kinds of cancer! They only tell you about the lung cancer, because that's usually the one that's going to kill you, but more likely than not you might also get to enjoy head, neck, throat, TONGUE cancer (and know how they get rid of that one? cut it out. Then radiate your face, which kills all your salivary glands, so your teeth rot and fall right out of your head -- now you have a dental bill! awesome!). Probably skin cancer. And if any of those metastasize, congratulations! Now you have brain/liver/colon cancer!

Chemotherapy is hella expensive. As are MRIs, CTs, Xrays, oncologists, nurses, hospital beds, and time. Time is very expensive, and a patient that's dying of their own stupidity -- which has merely manifested it self as cancer, the byproduct of their idiotic habit -- wastes it.
I say fuck the smokers. Let's give our oncologists to the children with leukemia. Our MRIs and CTs to people that need emergency care. The hospital beds to people that that didn't voluntarily put themselves there. Let's give the doctors & nurses a chance to save people that actually value their lives, not lowlifes that pissed it away on an "addiction".

The army wants to allow smoking, they can foot the bill.

As for breaking the habit "stressing" them out in battle? They can suck it up. Withdrawal doesn't last that long, and they deserve all the headaches, shakes and stress. There is NO reason anyone should cater to nicotine withdrawal with any sort of sympathy. God, you have got to be kidding me if you actually feel sorry for these morons.

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