So, my father just told me that I was the Second in the entire church that we go to, to ever turn out an atheist. A long time ago in 1988 there was a kid who was an atheist. And the funny thing is, is that the kid kid was actually somewhat of a child prodigy. Incredibly smart, He grew up and turned out to be a Nuclear Physicist. But theres a twist, When he he got into his early thirties, his girlfriend shot and killed him. This happened fairly recently, maybe a few years ago. Of course my dad was all, Well thats what happens when you don't believe in god, he kills you. I proceeded to tell him how F*cked up that was, but he wouldn't listen. But anyways I just thought it was funny that the one really "Smart" kid turned out to be an atheist. Maybe I should avoid crazy girlfriends in the future, haha but I'm not that smart

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Comment by Taylor on April 19, 2011 at 7:25pm
The best way to live in with no religion and no crazy girlfriends.
Comment by Walter Maki on April 19, 2011 at 7:44pm
The Reasonator: "Come with me if you want to live"
Comment by dizzi90 on April 19, 2011 at 8:24pm
That's a pretty psychopathic thing to tell your child. Oh, you can have opinions that differ with mine, unless of course you like being alive. Sounds like something Yahew might say.
Comment by M on April 19, 2011 at 9:14pm
Ah, the love of god.  All-encompassing.  Well, sometimes.
Comment by Brandon Cure on April 20, 2011 at 11:13am

So by that logic Christians never get shot, have crazy girlfriends, or die in their 30's?


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