Almost every time I look at Think Atheist, I see people saying "You believe in a god? EVOLUTION! RAAAAGH!" and I look at my christian parents who just shrug. Why? Because the bible IS COMPATIBLE with evolution if taken properly. Even creationism. God created the universe in 7 god-days. What's a god-day? Well a god-day can be like a million years, or 5 seconds. So it's an un-definable time period.
'Day' 1: Big bang, formation of celestial objects.
'Day' 2: Meteorites form holes in the earth's surface. Water forms in the air and collects in these craters.
'Day' 3: Water erodes the craters and flows downhill until it has grouped together into oceans. Water flowing allows bacterial plant-life to form. Evolution allows plants to grow throughout the earth.
'Day' 4: Sun forms. (This day makes no sense, I know. Plants exist but no sun... blame it on theory.) Smaller planet/ large asteroid collides with earth and splinters to form moon and fill earth's core. Some plants survive.
'Day' 5: Animals crawl out of the ocean and cover the planet.
'Day' 6: Monkeys evolve into humans. Humans are the ultimate super-power creature and dominate everything.
'Day' 7: God does what I did at school in class...
God is also referred to as a potter. How does a potter work? He takes a shapeless lump and works on it. Bacteria could have been that lump and god worked them into the creatures we see today through evolution. Add the fact that evolution is a theory that is constantly under more exploration and you get a plausible theist answer...
... If you can believe all the other fallacies that is...
We need a new flagship argument.