Comment by Matt Coulthurst on December 6, 2010 at 2:59pm

Finally - something that people of all faiths (or lack thereof) can agree on. Could Twilight be the catalyst for world peace and global harmony?

Comment by David Kenneth Craggs on December 6, 2010 at 6:01pm

You never know haha! Who would have thought that the catalyst we needed was an unusually camp blend of blend of bestiality and necrophilia?

Although what we have with twilight is a book covering the supression of intrinsic urges topped off with ritualistic vampirism to further the search for imortality. Sounds kind of familiar doesn't it?

Comment by Matt Coulthurst on December 6, 2010 at 6:28pm

If Ms Meyer had put that much thought into these piles of angst-ridden mush I'll eat my hat.

Well first I'll go buy a hat, THEN I'll eat it.

Comment by Becca on December 6, 2010 at 7:46pm

I agree with Matt... finally something I can agree with Christians on. LOL

Comment by James on December 6, 2010 at 9:34pm

I agree with Christians about something! :O lol

Comment by Mario Rodgers on December 6, 2010 at 9:39pm

As much as I hate Twilight, the Christians really should still see about getting their buttholes unclogged.

Comment by Matt Coulthurst on December 6, 2010 at 9:48pm

@Mario: First we must unite with the Christians to crush Team Edward. I mean, like, Jacob is soooooo much better for Bella. Like, totally! *twirls finger in hair - stares vacantly off into space - tweets about tweeting*

Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on December 6, 2010 at 9:49pm

Wait. How can a religious group ban anything in the U.S?
I can understand boycotting it. But what? Do they intend to make it illegal? Huh?

Comment by Eoganacht on December 7, 2010 at 1:05am

It wouldnt have been the first time that a religious majority managed to ban things.

Comment by Jon Heim on December 7, 2010 at 1:11pm

I wonder what they feel about stealing their beliefs from pagans?

proclaims an anti-religious cult my left nostril.

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