They started out practicing under our garage.Valley of Jehoshaphat
Joel 1:1 to 3:2

1:1 OK, here it is, the word of the Lord that just happened to come to Joel one day. It just popped into his head. And the word is that the crops not eaten by worms are eaten by locusts and the crops not eaten by locusts are eaten by worms.

2:1 The Day of The Lord is coming. Blow the trumpet in Zion.

3:2 Every nation in the whole world will be called into the valley of Jehoshaphat where God will bargain with them for the return of the Israelites to Judea. God will then sell the bad guys to the Judeans who will then resell them to far away people. It will be a terrible and awful day with much fear and sadness and lots of loud annoying trumpet blowing. The Jews will be returned to Judah where they belong and they will dwell there forever. God will totally cleanse their blood.

God likes to hang out in Zion.

All it takes is a good agent.

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