198838_568935179795155_1811269485_nA black hole is a region of space where the force of gravity is so intense that it is best pictured as having curvy criss-crossing lines on it. Nothing can escape, not even snarky comments.

If you've ever thrown a baseball into the air, you probably noticed it quickly returned to the Earth. The harder you throw it, the faster it will travel when it leaves your hand, and the higher and farther it can go before returning to the ground. Unless you really suck at throwing in which case it just plops down harder right in front of you. If you throw proper a few times you may notice that it traces the shape of a parabolic arch as it travels, like the big one in St Louis, or the medium ones at McDonald's.

In theory if you could throw a ball hard enough the curve of the arch would be greater than the curve of the Earth itself, then it would leave the Earth's surface and go into low orbit, or even escape the Earth's grip altogether. The gravity of the Earth will not be enough to return it to the surface if it travels fast enough, because the shape of its fall will insure that its path and the surface of the Earth do not cross each other. This speed that the ball must have in order to achieve that path is known as the escape velocity, which for the Earth is about 11 kilometers per second, or 24,000 miles per hour. Be sure to account for air friction, at least until it gets up above the atmosphere. Maybe wrap it in some sort of heat resistant material.


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As a mass is compressed into a smaller and smaller volume, the gravitational attraction at its surface becomes more severe, as though it is being concentrated. This means the escape velocity at the surface is higher. Objects have to travel faster in order to get that ballistic arch to exceed the curve that allows escape into space. Eventually, if the mass is concentrated enough, a point is reached when not even light can get a flat enough curve to escape. This extreme condition, by definition, is a black hole. In spite of what you may have heard, it doesn't suck. Stuff falls and falling has a shape. To a fair degree gravity and falling is all about geometry.

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Gravity exerts crushing pressure on a star because of all the gas falling inward. Meanwhile, as long as its fuel lasts, the core of a star generates outward radiation through nuclear fusion. This outward pressure balances against the inward pressure keeping the star dense but suitably fluffy and not too stuffy. As the star's fuel is exhausted, gravity begins to win the fight which compresses the star stuff inward. If the mass is high enough the star will eventually collapse. High mass stars eventually become black holes because they put too much of their stuff in too small of a place.

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In the crowded cores of galaxies it is believed that millions of stars have combined to form supermassive black holes. Some supermassive blackholes even have billions of solar masses worth of stars, dust, gas, letters notifying me of jury duty, and so forth. This is the simplest explanation for the high velocities we measure for stars and other piles of crap orbiting near galactic cores. It also neatly explains certain bright bursts of energy from deep space where black holes are probably gobbling up stars like popcorn. And I mean the way popcorn was meant to be eaten, cramming it into your face by the handfuls with bits of it flying everywhere. Not all of it makes it in the hole.

Our own galaxy, the Milky Way, is theorized to contain a black hole in the core on the order of 3 to 4 million solar masses. Compared to others that's nothing to brag about but it's respectable.

So what happens as you approach the so-called event horizon, the point of no return where even light has no chance of escape? Where "return to sender" has no practical meaning? First, the spaghettification. Before you even get close the tidal forces begin to stretch you. Gravity decreases sharply over distance so the side of you nearest the black hole is pulled much harder than your backside. At first it feels kind of good, like a massage. But eventually you stretch until you turn into a thin noodle several kilometers long. As the leading edge of the pasta falls, you spiral down, still trying to create a parabolic path. You still following the same basic rules that apply to a baseball headed to home plate. Only there is no hitting it out of the park and the umpire's head appears to be stretching around the Universe touching his feet.

GREAT SCOTTTime gets all stretched out of shape as you fall down that well too. According to Einstein that's to be expected because time and space are like some weird polyester blend and someone left the iron on high.

So what is at the center? I don't know, something super dense that's for sure. Mathematical models suggest ludicrous density, infinity + 1 density. And whatever is at the center is small, like somewhere right around size zero. They call that hard little bad boy a singularity. For now he's likely to remain theoretical so you don't have to think about him too much if you really don't want to. But you have to take into account the gravity he's creating because it's making a serious warp in the fabric of space-time, it's like my skinny jeans on the day after Christmas.

Is there a worm hole down there? A cosmic subway express train to stations somewhere out in the burbs? Probably not but we'll pretend that there is because we need some sort of literary device to turn our galaxy into a grand stage for a futuristic Shakespeare. Boy meets girl. Boy pisses girl off. Girl throws boy's stuff in a black hole. Boy goes traipsing around the Universe collecting his scattered stuff and never does find his Creedence albums.


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Comment by Gallup's Mirror on February 9, 2014 at 11:46pm

Steven Hawking recently wrote he may have been wrong about event horizons and that black holes may not exist in the way previously thought. What do you think?

"The absence of event horizons mean that there are no black holes - in the sense of regimes
from which light can't escape to ininfinity. There are however apparent horizons which persist
for a period of time. This suggests that black holes should be redefined as metastable bound
states of the gravitational field." -Stephen Hawking in "Information Preservation and Weather Forecasting for Black Holes", submitted January 22, 2014

Comment by Brad Snowder on February 10, 2014 at 12:55am
Comment by Brad Snowder on February 10, 2014 at 1:08am

I try not to react too quickly to science as seen on TV. Let it digest.

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on February 10, 2014 at 11:15am

I think peer review is digestion (or regurgitation) and TV is good for it, depending on what kind you watch. I don't follow all of it, but it's interesting. I ran across it doing research for a science fiction novel.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on February 10, 2014 at 7:14pm

 

A few recent Sunday School links;

Astronomers may soon witness a huge gas cloud collide with “Sagittarius A”, a supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy.

Stephen Hawking does some “weather forecasting of Black Holes” as he proposes that the Event Horizon of classic theory is not that of Quantum Theory and that energy can escape at the “Apparent Horizon”.

Comment by Pope Beanie on February 12, 2014 at 11:10am

How does Hawking, supposedly a "scientist" even know that black holes exist? Has he ever been close to one? Does he even read the news any more? (Do I sound like a troll?)

Comment by David Smith on February 12, 2014 at 11:21am

How does Hawking, supposedly a "scientist" even know that black holes exist? Has he ever been close to one? Does he even read the news any more? (Do I sound like a troll?)

observations that this post and my understanding will both be to limited to adequately go into.   When I was asking the same question, I did what I always do, as a dyslexic person,, I watched a couple of videos and then read up on any follow up questions I had (more watchie, less readie)

Here is one such vidio, hope it helps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_P6_9xNyV4

Comment by Pope Beanie on February 12, 2014 at 11:35am

(Sorry for misleading you David... I was experimenting with satire!)

Stephen Hawking's Blunder on Black Holes Shows Danger of Listening to Scientists, Says Bachmann

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker

27 January 14

 

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

r. Stephen Hawking’s recent statement that the black holes he famously described do not actually exist underscores “the danger inherent in listening to scientists,” Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) said today.

Rep. Bachmann unleashed a blistering attack on Dr. Hawking, who earlier referred to his mistake on black holes as his “biggest blunder.”

“Actually, Dr. Hawking, our biggest blunder as a society was ever listening to people like you,” said Rep. Bachmann. “If black holes don’t exist, then other things you scientists have been trying to foist on us probably don’t either, like climate change and evolution.”

Rep. Bachmann added that all the students who were forced to learn about black holes in college should now sue Dr. Hawking for a full refund. “Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college,” she said.

Bachmann’s anti-Hawking comments seemed to be gaining traction on Capitol Hill, as seen from the statement by Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), Chairman of the House Science Committee, who said, “Going forward, members of the House Science Committee will do our best to avoid listening to scientists.”

Comment by Brad Snowder on February 12, 2014 at 11:43pm

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