Athiest Cookout - What to name the food?

My girlfriend and I are trying to think of names to give to food items at a hypothetical atheist cookout. Here is what we have so far:

Missing Sausage Links
Primordial Soup
Russell's tea
Crabiogenesis
Java Man Java
Flying Spaghetti Pasta
Agnosticakes
Ebryoreos (embryology, and oreos)
Natural Selection of Assorted Cheeses
Origin and Tonic (or Origin Julius)
Adaptator-tots
Sceptispaghetti
Pascal's WaGerman Chocolate Cake (am I stretching this too far yet?)
Empiricalzone
Invisible Pink Lemonade (just Sprite)

...and less subtle: Godless Muffins

Have any other ideas?

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Tags: food

Comment by David Capito on May 18, 2009 at 11:02pm
My friend won't get off my back until I add "Nietzscheeseburger."
Comment by Atalaya Cavallo on May 18, 2009 at 11:07pm
Or "Apple Impiety."
Comment by Nick on May 19, 2009 at 12:40am
I don't believe in any of these foods. They're all man-made myths.
Comment by Chelsea on May 19, 2009 at 12:42am
Sacrilegious Sanctimoniuos Soup
Comment by Chelsea on May 19, 2009 at 12:46am
Naturally, the abovementioned Soup would contain all kinds of kosher items, shellfish, and tofu.

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