don’t get me wrong,

i could give a shit about

katie holmes,

katie cruise,

katie holmes-cruise or

kate noelle holmes,

as Wiki would have her.

 

but one must find asylum

for katie, as she is being

hunted down by the

scientologist sea-soldiers

whose drones parade the world

with a special kind of

madness &

after dropping tommy like a

bad habit,

she’s joined the unique club

of women who have chosen

sanity over

suffering.

 

in fact, as the few years

progressed,

i can’t imagine a day that went

by

when she didn’t look more

haggard than the last &

sure, while she certainly made a lot of

a-level connects, being the baby-dispenser

for one of scientology’s most vocal &

famous spokespeople,

one could tell that part of her

deep down inside,

still remembered the young free woman,

that she had been.

 

so find a rock somewhere in hollywood

to hide her under,

or ship her off to a desert island,

shit, find out what nicky did

when she dropped the bomb, but don’t

go to mimi,

because rumor has it,

she’s the one that “saved” tom &

“showed him the way” of

l. ron.

 

sure, she can’t act her way out of a

balsa wood box &

sure, she’s not important enough to protect

from a stale Twinkie getting hurled across

an elementary school cafeteria,

but ya got ta hand it to the girl for getting up the

strength to say

sayonara

to the “space opera” &

though she’ll be labeled an SP,

she can join the fucking club with the rest of us &

in a perfect world,

she’ll shed the silliness of religion altogether &

become an Atheist.

 

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