When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it ! ..Emo Philips

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer
is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the
three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."
-Chris Rock

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Comment by Monique Reimer on November 14, 2009 at 10:06pm
Nice! Better to ask forgiveness than ask permission, right?
Comment by Jay Catt on November 14, 2009 at 11:18pm
Hi Monique..
nah.. the real best way to get a bike is to nag and plead and threaten your parents, go on and on about how they give your sister more than they give you.... well, that's what worked for me ;0) BuT Emo Philips cracks me up.
Comment by Reggie on November 15, 2009 at 1:22am
I snorted.

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