6 liters of 100% pure cranberry juice and an entire pack of Cystex later, I'm still pissing blood.
It's been four days.
I'm not going to be seeing a doctor anytime soon because .... 'Ermerica!
But that's beside the point.
Generally when I'm on my own for healthcare, I order aquarium antibiotics online. They go through more purity testing than the livestock stuff I have for my homestead. I can't wait another three days for them to arrive. I'm a fucking idiot for not staying stocked up.
And so.... I took 250mg of Tetracycline Hydrochloride not meant for human consumption.
If this is my last post, I just want to say thank you to the community and to my close friends here, especially.