6 liters of 100% pure cranberry juice and an entire pack of  Cystex later, I'm still pissing blood. 

It's been four days. 

I'm not going to be seeing a doctor anytime soon because .... 'Ermerica! 

But that's beside the point. 

Generally when I'm on my own for healthcare, I order aquarium antibiotics online. They go through more purity testing than the livestock stuff I have for my homestead. I can't wait another three days for them to arrive. I'm a fucking idiot for not staying stocked up. 

And so.... I took 250mg of Tetracycline Hydrochloride not meant for human consumption. 

If this is my last post, I just want to say thank you to the community and to my close friends here, especially. 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! 

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Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on May 23, 2013 at 4:07pm

BTW... Do NOT, under any circumstances EVER self dose antibiotics even if they are fit for human consumption. 

What I am doing is very, very dangerous. It is blatantly stupid and an act of desperation. Do not read this and attempt it yourself. Please. Ever. 

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 23, 2013 at 4:13pm

You got anyone there with you Misty?

Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on May 23, 2013 at 4:18pm

Mr. Baytheist is at work and left his phone. 

Luckily, I'm never alone. I have Ramsay here. He's more use in a medical emergency than most humans. I'm good. :) 

He knows to alert the neighbors and we have an action plan in place with the ones across the street. 

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