As I drank my morning cup of joe,
I happened to hear it on the Today Show,
and my coffee out of my mouth I spat,
as I heard Palin might put her name in the presidential race's hat!
Oh, joy, oh rapture oh fun,
Sarah Palin might once again run!
Hope is once again renewed,
as Palin will be plastered on the evening news.
Night after night we get to hear,
good ol Sarah hanging with plumber joe and havin a beer,
telling us how she knows whats best,
for the country for our morals and for the rest,
how her god and values are not in doubt,
as her intelligence about foreign policy she will flout.
Floored we will be as she drives by in her bus,
the Tea Party will all be in a great fuss.
The Great Sarah has come to resucue the States,
from the socialist, liberal, secular heathen ingrates.
Obama that muslim that coward has destroyed us all,
and Sarah who can shoot an unarmed cariboo will save us from the fall.
Drill baby Drill, Kill baby Kill, will be heard in the air,
prayer for a better day will be the standard fare.
Her intellect and sas will be on show once again,
I cannot wait to for the entertainment to begin.
Hours of wasted tape will be given to this American hero,
and as the sheep's IQ will slowly be reduced to zero,
I will watch on the sideliness with satisfaction and glee,
as they realize the asinine person that we all see.
So Sarah my love, my darling, my dear,
I'm so glad you are considering to run next year.
Please let us knows as soon as you are able,
so I can run around and tell people of the fable,
of the lady so great she quit her job in mid flight,
wrote a book, shot a buck and made a gazillion overnight,
and because of this resume so full of pride and envy,
thinks she knows how to fix this country better than any.
Go for it Sarah you have my prayers and my vote,
and if you believe that than you are dumber than anything I just wrote.