As I drank my morning cup of joe,

I happened to hear it on the Today Show,

and my coffee out of my mouth I spat,

as I heard Palin might put her name in the presidential race's hat!


Oh, joy, oh rapture oh fun,

Sarah Palin might once again run!


Hope is once again renewed,

as Palin will be plastered on the evening news.

Night after night we get to hear,

good ol Sarah hanging with plumber joe and havin a beer,

telling us how she knows whats best,

for the country for our morals and for the rest,

how her god and values are not in doubt,

as her intelligence about foreign policy she will flout.

Floored we will be as she drives by in her bus,

the Tea Party will all be in a great fuss.

The Great Sarah has come to resucue the States,

from the socialist, liberal, secular heathen ingrates.

Obama that muslim that coward has destroyed us all,

and Sarah who can shoot an unarmed cariboo will save us from the fall.

Drill baby Drill, Kill baby Kill, will be heard in the air,

prayer for a better day will be the standard fare.


Her intellect and sas will be on show once again, 

I cannot wait to for the entertainment to begin.

Hours of wasted tape will be given to this American hero,

and as the sheep's IQ will slowly be reduced to zero,

I will watch on the sideliness with satisfaction and glee,

as they realize the asinine person that we all see.

So Sarah my love, my darling, my dear,

I'm so glad you are considering to run next year.

Please let us knows as soon as you are able,

so I can run around and tell people of the fable,

of the lady so great she quit her job in mid flight,

wrote a book, shot a buck and made a gazillion overnight,

and because of this resume so full of pride and envy, 

thinks she knows how to fix this country better than any.


Go for it Sarah you have my prayers and my vote, 

and if you believe that than you are dumber than anything I just wrote. 









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Comment by Jacob LeMaster on May 27, 2011 at 1:21pm
Wow.. Man the thought of having to listen to her talk again is bringing the taste bile up into my mouth...
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on May 27, 2011 at 4:32pm
We need a word in English for when a little vomit escapes just into the bottom of your throat, and no matter how much water you drink it still seems to burn a little down there.
Comment by Jacob LeMaster on May 27, 2011 at 5:22pm
Could we call it palin' ?
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on May 27, 2011 at 5:26pm
Perfect!  Now I will say, "I just palined."
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on May 27, 2011 at 6:28pm
Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 28, 2011 at 7:41am
Even on another continent I am feeling a little queezy. My brain wants to shut down when I start to consider the "what if" concept of her in power. Please GOD nooooo !!! Even the fronkeys are upset and put off their food.
Comment by Great Dane on May 28, 2011 at 7:55am
I'm pretty scared that you guys have potential presidential candidates like Sarah Palin and Donald Trumph... You can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig :)
Comment by Walter Maki on May 28, 2011 at 1:14pm

There is not enough tequila in Mexico to kill the thought of our presidential potentials.

Very well done Robert. 

I will need a big bucket for all that palin that is about to come up.

Comment by Karen Azimianaraki on May 28, 2011 at 3:58pm
1st great work 2nd let the fool run she will loose miserably. I need a good laugh just like when Trump said he was running.


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