There seem to be a lot of biblical literalists hanging out on the web.

How do they explain this little piece of magic?

I'm also given to wonder how a god of infinite age, no beginning or end, manages to intervene and make his presence known for about 3000 years, over and over and over again kicking folks around, knocking up virgins and sacrificing his only kid, falls completely silent.

How tough would it be for god to send out a mass email to every computer on the planet?

Better yet a divine media transmission, tv radio and planetary web feeds.

Just a thought.

"Klaatu barada nikto"

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Tags: atheism, fi, god, internet, religion, sci

Comment by Reggie on September 19, 2009 at 5:23pm
I think God has. He wants to enlarge my penis!
Comment by DiabloASatanas on September 20, 2009 at 10:29am
hahaha, I was just going to say that if he did one mass email, 90% of them would be filtered right into everyone's SPAM folder
Comment by Reggie on September 20, 2009 at 10:52am
LMAO! Spam filters stymie God. They are like a modern day iron chariot. Hahaha.
Comment by Dave G on September 20, 2009 at 11:07am
Idea for a new spam filtering program. Iron Chariot Spam Filter. So strong even God cannot spam you.
Comment by Joe g on September 20, 2009 at 1:29pm
Cheese is crice, if he's god he can get by a stinking spam filter, the viagara salesmen get by mine all the time.
Comment by Reggie on September 20, 2009 at 1:53pm
But, Joe...it's Iron Chariot Spam Filter! Billy Mays head would explode if he were alive and got to sell this product. God couldn't defeat iron chariots and this is the same thing, only in spam filter form. It's like garlic to a vampire or silver to a werewolf. C'mon, work with Marketing a little, will ya? ;)
Comment by Joe g on September 20, 2009 at 2:18pm
But it's god dude. U know all powerful all knowing all full of himself.

He intelligently designed everything, everything, well ok, he let Al Gore do the internet, but still he is the ultimate hacker.

Besides I didn't get the memo on that chariot filter thing, Maybe its in my spam folder,

Speaking of spam, I need to go roast some for dinner.

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