My sister was bugging me to death about some art she is working on when out of no where she starts going on about God answering prayers.

 

Oh' Joy, I think to myself. Then to make my point clear I ask her.

 

"How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?"

 

*my sister frowning at me* .......

 

"Zero, they are all still praying for God to do it for them".

 

We just stared each other down for a few minutes, exchanged goodbyes, and as I got in my jeep to drive away I exploded with laughter.

 

Childish maybe but damn that was funny.

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Comment by Autumn Lowey on June 6, 2011 at 10:35pm
Score one for Tammy!
Comment by Dustin on June 7, 2011 at 12:04am

good one.  ;)  

 

I would love to have seen her face 

Comment by ernie garcia on June 7, 2011 at 12:55am

now call her to remind her that blasphemy is a victimless crime.

 

Comment by Walter Maki on June 7, 2011 at 12:59am
That was funny. I'll bet the look on her face was priceless.
Comment by Tammy on June 7, 2011 at 12:42pm

Thank you, all of you, and yes her face was beyond priceless. I couldn't tell if she got it at first because she just had this blank look on her face but you could see it when my meaning started to sink in like someone tossed an anchor into the water.

 

Best part was I didn't laugh and the fact that we stood there not saying anything for several minutes made it worse. On the inside I was roaring with laughter. I am just happy that I kept it together till I was out of sight.

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