My sister was bugging me to death about some art she is working on when out of no where she starts going on about God answering prayers.
Oh' Joy, I think to myself. Then to make my point clear I ask her.
"How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?"
*my sister frowning at me* .......
"Zero, they are all still praying for God to do it for them".
We just stared each other down for a few minutes, exchanged goodbyes, and as I got in my jeep to drive away I exploded with laughter.
Childish maybe but damn that was funny.