I'd never heard it put this way before!  But, I think this would really stir up some shit if you told a Xian the following: 

Your religion is like your genitals.  Keep both to yourself and the world won't ridicule you for flaunting what might be laughable.  I sure don't want either one waved around in my face or shoved down my throat. 

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Comment by Spencer on February 9, 2011 at 1:11am

Heh heh. There's another variant as well...

A religion is like a penis: It's okay to have one. It's okay to be proud of it.

But please don't take it out in public, and please don't try to force it on my children.

 

Unfortunately I have yet to use it in on a theist. I probably should at some point.

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