After wiping the sleep from my eyes and dealing with the demon child, i decided to check my Twitter feeds.
One from Lauruhhpalooza
grabbed my attention;
"Call 1-800-252-LORD and listen to the crazy message. Made me laugh/ struck fear into my heart #atheism."
So I called it, laughed, then recorded it for the benefit of our out of area members.
Here it is in all it's glory;