10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS.


i found this somewhere, its hilarious.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to make them drink it.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

1. You can prove you have a Beer.

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Comment by Alex Rogahn on January 18, 2009 at 4:40pm
haha funny :p
Comment by Lisa on January 18, 2009 at 4:45pm
lol thanks for sharing that
Comment by Cara Coleen on January 18, 2009 at 5:22pm
HA HA!!!
Comment by Audio on January 18, 2009 at 6:49pm
praise the almighty Budweiser.
Comment by Jerrid on January 20, 2009 at 1:19pm
This kind of made my day.

Thanks!
Comment by Sophie on January 20, 2009 at 6:27pm
n1
Comment by Fox Anderson on January 20, 2009 at 9:33pm
I liked it.
Comment by Rev. Tom Hicks, D.D. on April 16, 2009 at 4:46am
Kudos.
Comment by Dave R on April 16, 2009 at 5:30am
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

Not true. Here in Australia, being found in possession of Fosters is a crime punishable by being tortured while being hung from a burning stake.
Comment by baddy on April 16, 2009 at 3:06pm
AMEN! Glory be to beer in the highest!

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