The other day there was a knock at my door, and low and behold.. the bible thumpers of all thumpers showed up.. the JW's!! I was almost ready to say.. my god's dick is bigger than your god's dick but needed to get back to work so I just said.. "I am Atheist" and slammed the door! Those people are so lost.. they have no clue what the hell is going on.. the blind leading the blind...

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Comment by Gaytor on April 30, 2009 at 11:51am
You gotta invitr these hooligans in and cast a little doubt. Ask them how they plan on standing out among six billion to be part of 144,000. Now spread that out over milenia, and what is so compelling about you? When you destroy these reps they'll send in the church leaders to persuade you then you can talk about young earth and old earth in front of the young ones who believe in the ice age. Introduce the question and watch the doubt grow.
Comment by a7 on April 30, 2009 at 2:36pm
I disagree with your advice here, the Jehovah witnesses are tougher than the fundies to see or listen to reason. What does happen when we corner then is the inevitable retreat into their own dogma. The correct course of action is indeed to slam the door on their wee sad faces.

Pity you did not get your dick jibe in, very very funny and I will be using it myself.

George
Comment by Alice D. on May 1, 2009 at 10:28am
I didn't get a chance to this time around but it's been said in the past!! lol.. Yes, that is one of George Carlin's famous little quotes. I love is stand up on religion.. he makes a lot of sense.. too bad he passed on.. but yes, if you feed into the JW's,...they just retaliate like the rest & don't stop!! One time I said something to these 2 guys on how they treat women as 2nd class citizens & just because they have a dick doesn't make them any better than anyone else.. you should have seen their faces! it was funny..
Comment by John Shuey on May 27, 2009 at 6:55pm
Sorry for jumping in so late, but I just wrote a blog on this very point. It even has some advice on stopping the ecclesiastical imperialists from even ring your doorbell.

If interested, visit http://john-shuey.blogspot.com

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